{"id":3244,"date":"2016-07-10T11:19:49","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T09:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/?p=3244"},"modified":"2016-09-03T21:57:37","modified_gmt":"2016-09-03T19:57:37","slug":"zoe-devient-chretienne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/zoe-devient-chretienne\/","title":{"rendered":"Zo\u00e9 devient chr\u00e9tienne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/jeviensbientot-pendu-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"pendu\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3247\" \/> Non, pas vraiment\u2026<br \/>\nMais elle est revenue toute contente hier soir, en disant qu&#8217;elle avait rejoint le <em>Christian Club<\/em>, qui se d\u00e9roule \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9cole tous les mercredis midis, pendant la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation apr\u00e8s le <em>lunch<\/em>.<br \/>\nC&#8217;est une de ses copines qui l&#8217;anime &#8212; oui, une gamine de 8 ans comme elle. La ma\u00eetresse est quand m\u00eame dans la salle, et intervient quand c&#8217;est trop la foire. <\/p>\n<p>Ce qui a plu \u00e0 Zo\u00e9, c&#8217;est qu&#8217;ils font des jeux supers. Par exemple: <em>hangman<\/em>, le pendu. Les mots \u00e0 trouver sont en rapport avec la religion&nbsp;: <em>forgiveness<\/em>, etc. Ou encore&nbsp;: ils mettent des chaises au milieu de la salle, bandent les yeux d&#8217;un gamin, et un autre doit faire J\u00e9sus et le guider \u00e0 travers le labyrinthe\u2026 jusqu&#8217;au Paradis bien s\u00fbr. <\/p>\n<p>Bon, elle a aussi invent\u00e9 une phrase o\u00f9 elle remplace tous les mots qu&#8217;elle peut par de la nourriture&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI am Cheese-us Christ, from Bethle-ham. Praise the Cod!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(En gros&nbsp;: Je suis Fromage Christ, de Bethle-jambon. Louez le cabillaud&nbsp;!)<\/p>\n<p>Toujours plus gourmande que religieuse, notre Zo\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non, pas vraiment\u2026 Mais elle est revenue toute contente hier soir, en disant qu&#8217;elle avait rejoint le Christian Club, qui se d\u00e9roule \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9cole tous les mercredis midis, pendant la r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation apr\u00e8s le lunch. C&#8217;est une de ses copines qui &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/zoe-devient-chretienne\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mots-rigolos","category-petite-soeur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3244"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3253,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions\/3253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}