{"id":338,"date":"2011-06-30T23:48:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T21:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/?p=338"},"modified":"2011-06-30T23:52:20","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T21:52:20","slug":"dialogues-de-filles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/dialogues-de-filles\/","title":{"rendered":"Dialogues de filles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Voici un dialogue tr\u00e8s f\u00e9minin, entendu entre nos deux filles r\u00e9cemment.<\/p>\n<p>Ga\u00ebl et Iris sont assis sur le canap\u00e9 en train de jouer ensemble \u00e0 la DS. Ils parlent tranquillement.<br \/>\nZo\u00e9 entre dans le salon avec un poupon allong\u00e9 dans les bras.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Zo\u00e9 (hurlante)&nbsp;: MAIS TAISEZ-VOUS, PARCE QUE MON BEBE, IL PEUT PAS DORMIR&nbsp;!<br \/>\nIris (sans lever le nez de sa console)&nbsp;: Mais il entend rien, ton b\u00e9b\u00e9&nbsp;!<br \/>\nZo\u00e9&nbsp;: SI, IL ENTEND&nbsp;!<br \/>\nIris&nbsp;: Mais non. Il a pas de cerveau&nbsp;!<br \/>\nZo\u00e9&nbsp;: SI, IL A UN CERVEAU&nbsp;!<br \/>\nIris&nbsp;: Ben non. Il est mort.<br \/>\nZo\u00e9&nbsp;: NON, IL EST PAS MORT&nbsp;!<br \/>\nIris&nbsp;: Si, il est mort.<br \/>\n<em>(R\u00e9p\u00e9ter les deux derni\u00e8res r\u00e9pliques en boucle)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Les petites filles, c&#8217;est vraiment adorable\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici un dialogue tr\u00e8s f\u00e9minin, entendu entre nos deux filles r\u00e9cemment. Ga\u00ebl et Iris sont assis sur le canap\u00e9 en train de jouer ensemble \u00e0 la DS. Ils parlent tranquillement. Zo\u00e9 entre dans le salon avec un poupon allong\u00e9 dans &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/dialogues-de-filles\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-iris","category-mots-rigolos","category-petite-soeur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}