{"id":63,"date":"2008-06-18T09:24:48","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T07:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/?p=63"},"modified":"2008-06-18T09:24:48","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T07:24:48","slug":"zoe-au-regime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/zoe-au-regime\/","title":{"rendered":"Zo\u00e9 au r\u00e9gime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le dernier passage de Zo\u00e9 chez la p\u00e9diatre, hier, a \u00e9t\u00e9 tout aussi catastrophique que la prestation des Fran\u00e7ais \u00e0 l&#8217;Euro2008.<br \/>\nMademoiselle a pris en longueur&nbsp;: 0 cm et en largeur&nbsp;: 450 g&nbsp;!<br \/>\nAutant dire que des mesures drastiques s&#8217;imposent&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Suppression du biberon du midi, remplac\u00e9 par un yaourt <strong>sans sucre<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Interdiction de passer son temps assise, car &#8220;c&#8217;est la passivit\u00e9 assur\u00e9e&#8221;. Elle doit \u00eatre d\u00e9pos\u00e9e sur le ventre, et ses jouets \u00e9loign\u00e9s, pour qu&#8217;elle apprenne \u00e0 se d\u00e9placer et ainsi br\u00fbler des calories<\/li>\n<li>Introduction de la viande dans 3 semaines, mais pas d&#8217;agneau&nbsp;: c&#8217;est trop gras<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ne vous inqui\u00e9tez pas, tout \u00e7a nous fait plut\u00f4t rigoler&nbsp;!<br \/>\nEn tout cas, elle mange tr\u00e8s bien les compotes maison et les petits suisses (sucr\u00e9s&nbsp;!), et un peu moins bien les pur\u00e9es. Mais \u00e7a, on ne l&#8217;a pas dit \u00e0 la p\u00e9diatre\u2026<\/p>ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le dernier passage de Zo\u00e9 chez la p\u00e9diatre, hier, a \u00e9t\u00e9 tout aussi catastrophique que la prestation des Fran\u00e7ais \u00e0 l&#8217;Euro2008. Mademoiselle a pris en longueur&nbsp;: 0 cm et en largeur&nbsp;: 450 g&nbsp;! Autant dire que des mesures drastiques s&#8217;imposent&nbsp;: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/zoe-au-regime\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-petite-soeur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaeliris.fr\/wordpressfr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}